1. “Are you dating anyone?”

1.“有对象了不?”

We’re Facebook friends, grandma. You already know the answer to this.

我们只是脸书好友(朋友圈点赞关系)而已啦奶奶。这我已经回答过你啦。

2. “Whatever happened to [insert your ex’s name here]?”

2.“(你前任的名字)最近怎么样了?”

3. “How has the weight loss been going?”

3.“减肥减得怎样了?”

Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of pie.

不好意思，派挡住了，听不见你在说什么。

4. “Can you figure out how to get our iPhones to do [something that’s either basic, or actually impossible]?”

4.“帮忙看看怎么让这个iPhone(要么是很简单的操作，要么是不可能的)行么?”

Please stop trying to put the USB plug into the wall socket, ma.

妈，别再把USB插口往墙头插座插啦。

5. “If I got you a gym membership, would you use it?”

5.“要是我给你一张健身房会员卡，你会用吗?”

6. “Do you need money?”

6.“你需要钱么?”

I do, and I completely hate myself for it.

要啊!真是好讨厌自己这一点。

7.“Are you and [your SO] ever planning on getting married?”

7.“你和你男/女朋友啥时候结婚?”

This question is twice as fun when your SO is in the room.

要是你的TA也在场，那画面就更美好了。

8.“I hear your Twitter is hilarious. Can I follow you?”

8.“听说你的微博很有趣，可以粉你吗?”

Sure, let me just delete everything on it.

当然可以，让我删掉所有东西先~

9. “How is your job going/how have your grades been?”

9.“最近工作/学习怎样啊?”

BRB(Be right back.)

我先拜了，马上回。

10. “When do you plan on giving us grandchildren?”

10.“打算什么时候给我们生孙子孙女啊?”

If you ask for that one more time, we are turning around this car and going straight home, mom.

妈你要是再问一次，我们马上开车掉头回家。